1. WHY would two 'reasonably intelligent' people, who know that their basement floods, keep so much stuff down there so it can just be DESTROYED?
2. WHY would a 'reasonably intelligent' woman, who normally doesn't drink much caffeine or pop, get up at 3:00 in the morning when she can't sleep and drink two tumblers of Coke.....regular Coke....full of sugar and full of caffeine....and then expect to go back to sleep?
3. WHY would a 'reasonably intelligent' sump pump just stop working during a torrential downpour?
4. WHY baby why?