Ink a Bink A Bottle of Ink or Choosing Who is It

Ink a bink a bottle of ink
I think you stink
Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean
Just because you kissed a boy behind a magazine
And my mother says that you are the very best one

I guess there are lots of different versions but that's the one I knew.  And this is the version of Eeny Meeny Miny Moe that I used.  And YES I know that pickles don't have toes.

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe
Catch a pickle by the toe
If he hollers let him go
And my mother says that you are the very best one

What ones did you use?