Reason #34,379 I Love My Husband

Me: I've GOT to stop buying flint compotes!

Ernie: Why?

Me: Because we're running out of places to put them.

Ernie: Well  yeah, but if you see one at a good price, you HAVE to get it.

My latest compote. Diamond Thumbprint, c. 1850s. Clementines, c. 2014, Owen, c. 2002.