Rien
Last night's battle over school and homework was brought to you by Cane Sugar.
Why? Because one of my favorite lines of the discussion was, "No, I am NOT lying. I may sugarcoat the truth a little though. You ask me if I have homework, and I say no, but I might have CLASSwork. See?"
Quoi de neuf?
What's new?
Rien.
Nothing.
I've been helping Owen with his French. And rien is the perfect word because that is what I know about teenage boys. Rien. Nothing. Not a goddamned thing.
I will try to remember how sweet they were after a bath, with a milkshake from Grandma Alice's blender, watching a fine Sponge Bob.
ahhh....this one is particularly appropriate.....